You Are Soooo Bootiful

I wanted to make a formal comeback, equipped with whens, wheres and whys, but I had to showcase these babies first. They are a gift from Alexander Wang, and will probably be sold out everywhere by the time you read this. So, just feast you're eyes and say you saw 'em.

I'M BACK BITCHES!!!

Starting tomorrow (well, technically today), I will resume blogging. Prepare yourself to be SISTAH.GURL.HONEY.CHIILD-ED all over again.

TB

Kanye West Is A....Gay Fish??!!

SouthPark delivers yet again! Although I don't get the whole "gay fish" parody, this shit is hysterical. From the character interpretations (Don C, Taz, etc)to the underwater auto-tune performance, it serves. Click the play button to see what I mean.

Video Premiere: Trey Songz-Brand New

Trey, could ALWAYS get the business, but now, he can get the business plan. He went ahead and cut his hair, got all swoll, AND acquired some additional swagnificence. I bed-not see him in the street, cuz, IT WILL BE ON!!!
Trey Songz - Brand New

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Video Premiere: Day 26 feat. Yung Joc & Diddy-Imma Put It On Her

Im sorry, but its really hard for me to take these cats seriously after what went down on last weeks episode of Making the Band. They fightin each other like thugs and cryin like little biatches at the same time, and now they're frolicking on the sands of Miami, talkin 'bout how they're gonna put it on her. Maybe they should think about anger management and counseling before puttin anything on anybody. Anywho, peep the video:

ToPSHoP Comes To NYC!!!

You've seen the signs ALL over NYC (if you live here that is), and even if you don't, NO ONE across the US has been unaware of the coming of London's own TopShop. Blogs, fashion publications, newspapers, and the lot, have all been anticipating its arrival, and on April 2nd, our dreams came true. People began lining up from 6am for the 11am opening. When I entered the fashion haven (and luckily for me, I didn't have to wait on the ridiculously long line), I understood what all the hype was about. Apart from the clothing being a girls dream, TopShop invited its patrons to share in complimentary beauty treatments, special guest DJs, tips from style advisors , free limited edition t-shirts, and the list goes on. It was everything our little American hearts had hoped for. What on earth did we ever do without it?!
Peep a video below of how long the line actually was, as well as photos from inside:

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Dora Gets A Makeover

These fools have gone ahead and given Dora a makeover, which is absolutely unnecessary. She is a litte 4 or 5 year old girl traveling through jungles, and chillin with animals. She doesnt need to have on diamond studs, a necklance and ring. See, now little gurls gonna be talkin bout how they want what Dora got. Next thing you know shes gonna be giving fashion advice, gettin facials, and talkin bout how cute Diego is. If you're like me, and think that the madness must stop, click here to sign a petition against the Dora makeover.

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"I Go Put African Bling On It"

Nigerians....you gotta love 'em.

Blender Gets the Ax

“Given the reality of the current economic climate, we are unable to continue publication”. These are the words of Stephen Duggan, current CEO of Alpha Media Group Inc., who reported that Blender will no longer be on newstands. Sadly, Blender is the lastest victim to suffer, due to our nations economic turmoil. BOO-HOO. But all hope isn't lost, you'll still be able to enjoy via blender.com

Via: WWD
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Sasha Gets Fierce'd

Thierry Mugler is bringing a whole new meaning to Sasha Fierce with these recently published Xena inspired illustrations of costumes slated to be worn on Beyonce's I AM tour. He has said that he wanted to create “the duality between being a woman and a warrior." Well, I guess he accomplished the vision. Wat do you think??
Click HERE to read more comments from the designer and creative advisor for the tour.

SIDE BAR: Ummm, is that a blonde, square shaped afro there on the right??
DOUBLE SIDE BAR: Am I the only one who was SURE Garth Pugh was goin to be outfitting her tour??!! Hmmmm

Mornin LOL: BasketBall Edition

Just a lil sumthin to wake ya'll up. LOL
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Still in "The Game" @ 43!!!

Here is a video (via HipHollywood) of the still stunning Stacey Dash, filling us in on the details of her appearance on The Game. We would allll like to know.....how has she done it??

Video Premiere: Maino feat. T-Pain-All The Above

Maino is really sayin "Hi Haters", now. He has a hot single, and a video to go with it, thats not half bad. It also has an actual message. So, good for him....now let's hope he can maintain, and not fall prey to the one hit wonder syndrome that has taken sooo many away from us.

No L.O.V.E For The Darkies

We have a case of BITCHASSNESS from its originator: Its been swirling all over the blogsphere that your boy Diddy is doing a casting for models to appear in the new Ciroc commercials. BUT, you may only apply if you are: "White, hispanic or light skinned african american". WAAAAAT??? Come again!! Then he went ahead and did some damage control via twitter saying: "iamdiddy FOR the record people I LOVE WOMEN OF ALL SHADES!!! I DON'T DISCRIMINATE!!! DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!!! Now back to the POSITIVITY!!!" Yeah, he loves all shades my ass...que J.Lo, Cassie, Aubrey O'Day, his first BM (wats her name again)....Riiiite!!!!

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I Feel A Breakdown Comin On...Don't You?!

Am I the only one that feels like Miss Robyn Fenty is on the verge of a breakdown?! I mean, she has the makings of a person whose one tattoo away from a few loose screwsss....speakin of, peep a recent pic of Miss Fenty with her new GUN tattoo. Yes, GUN TATTOO!!! You see, this is the sh#t im talkin about.....why are you getting a tattoo of a gun on your rib cage after what you just went through....is that REALLY a wise decision?? What kind of message are you sending?? Watever, its her body, she'll do as she pleases and just regret it later. Thats always the best option in this industry anyway, right: do sumthin stupid, and just regret later.

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Mr. Anti-Fashion

For those of you who are familiar with Taz Arnold, you know that he is somewhat of a character. A being that might as well be of another planet. And for those of you who aren't, here is his latest project from ti$avi$ion.tv, made in partnership with Kenzo Digital, that better explains the "person" that he is, and the not so fashionable fashions he rocks.

Oh, by the way....we've met:

Keri Hilson Album Release Party

Last night I hit up Keri Hilson's album release party @ the Pink Elephant. And let me tell you....it was crazy. From the line outside, to the crowded dance floor. But the sad part is that ALL to those people really thought they were getting in. Like, if they only knew how small it was up in that bitch, they would have saved themselves the disappointment, and gone on home. Anywho, it was live. DJ D-Nice was killin it on the turntables. Akon was in the building , as well as Ron Brownz, Tyson Beford, Melyssa Ford and wanna be celebrities from Harlem Heights. All in all, it was a festive evening, and Miss Keri deserved to celebrate. Its been a loooooong time comin.

Peeps some more pics of Keri and frends just below:

Janelle Monae Rocks SXSW

An absolute beast on the stage front. Need to see her in concert.

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SEX...Not So Much Love & Magic

Here is the official music video for Ciara's new single, Love Sex Magic, featuring Justin Timberlake. Now, don't JT look like he wants to beat the breaks off dat?! Like he wanna leave the one he's with, start a NEW relationship?!
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BAGERFELD!!!

Karl Lagerfeld Limited Edition 'Idol' Metal Mesh Tote & Convertible Clutch

OHH-EMM-GEE...my two luvs in one place @ the same time: BAGERFELD!!!

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